mydrunkkitchen:

I call today’s look “Hans Does Home Decor”

mydrunkkitchen:

I call today’s look “Hans Does Home Decor”

(via hart2hartsquared)

She died. She died last night.

leni-a:

Important questions.

leni-a:

Important questions.

The It Crowd - Moss vs The Spider

  • Jen: Moss, there's a spider in my office. Could you deal with it? I just hate spiders.
  • Moss: I'm not overly fond of them myself there Jen. Um how... how big is it [Jen gestures] Woah, hey now. Tell you what, I'd actually recommend my good friend Roy there as the go-to-guy on anything with more than seven eyes.
  • ***
  • Jen: Have you caught it yet?
  • Moss: Not quite, Jen. The spider's managed to walk behind me. And now it's between me and the door. So I can't get out.
  • ***
  • Moss: Jen?
  • Jen: Yes?
  • Moss: Is Roy off the phone yet? The spider is now upon my person.
velocirawesome:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

Lmao I kept seeing this post on my dash but just now read it. Lmao wowwwww


p

velocirawesome:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

Lmao I kept seeing this post on my dash but just now read it. Lmao wowwwww

p

(via clara-the-slytherin-graduate)

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

image

(via clara-the-slytherin-graduate)

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via gracehelbighazes)